Things that pisses me off about hipsters.

Sometimes I see hipsters walking around in my town and being all hipster-like, and that bothers me. They dress like they're starving artists but you can tell they have a lot of money by the quality of their purses and how well their hair is dyed and perfectly tousled. They're pretending. And it pisses me off. They're fake-poor. And they know it. Damn hipsters!