Things that pisses me off about hipsters.

A hipster buys records even if they don't have a record player, just to say they bought records. They listen to music that no one actually likes. Their taste in music is to make them seem cooler, by being non-conformist, therefore making them conform to non-conformists. Basically they try really hard to be artsy and unique while maintaining a lifestyle and an image that was thought up for them by someone else.

Damn hipsters!