Things that pisses me off about hipsters.

Q: Why does hipsters love the metro?
A: They love the fact that it's underground.

Damn hipsters!

Q: What's the similarities between zebras and a hipster?
A: If you compare a zebra to a horse, a zebra look very unique. A zebra compared to a zebra, it's just another zebra.

Damn hipsters!

Q: Why did God create hipsters?
A: He didn't. It was the outcome of Adam and Eve's children sleeping together.

Damn hipsters!

Why do hipsters take photos when they really have to pee? Can't they take photos afterwards? Or maybe plan better, so they don't drink so much right before a photoshoot? Damn hipsters!

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It’s a really obscure number and you have probably never heard of it.

Damn hipsters!

The most important thing with the haircut for a hipster, is making it look like you kinda don't care, and in a unique way. To get that, they will spend hours of hours in front of their mirror every single day. How ironic isn't that? Huh? It's the definition of pathetic, that's what it is. Damn hipsters!

As we all know, hipsters love to portray themselves as "anti-corporate". Still, most of them swear their loyality to one of the biggest technology companies in the world; Apple Inc. A comapny which profits greatly from underpaid workers in the third world, and which products can't be said to be especially "non-mainstream" anymore. Actually, it's many years since Apple products went from being used only by creative workers as graphics and musicians, to be marketed towards the "common man". So based on this, it would be naturally to guess that Apple products were shauned by hipsters. Well guess again. They are hypocrits, and some of them don't understand it. Damn hipsters!